Every tutorial on building a Gantt chart in Excel stops in the same place. You end up with a task list, a Start column, a Days column, and a conditional-formatting rule that paints a bar across a grid of dates. It looks like a schedule. It is a picture of dates you typed in yourself, and it will keep looking correct long after it has stopped being true.
I spent a weekend building the version I actually wanted — one where Start is calculated, weekends are skipped, and a row underneath tells me how many people the plan is quietly assuming I have. Here is what went into it and where the spreadsheet honestly runs out of road.




